Brace yourself, Australia

By Karl Quinn
Updated November 9 2012 - 4:06pm, first published November 23 2010 - 12:56am
Brace yourself, Australia
Brace yourself, Australia

BRACE yourself, Australia. You are about to be Oprahed. On December 14, you will join the talk show queen on a couch outside the Sydney Opera House and you will have your dirty little secrets brought to light. Your shameful past will be exposed. You will reveal the bits of yourself that you never thought you would share with a stranger, and you will be liberated. When it is all over, you will emerge better, stronger, healthier, happier. By the time Oprah is finished with you, Australia, you will be ready to "live your best life" (TM). You go, Aussie.

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